The first chemist says, "I'll have a glass of H20." The second chemist says, "I'll take a water too." The first chemist breaks down in tears. The first chemist says, "I'll have a glass of H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have a glass of H20 too." The second chemist dies.ĩ. A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Freddy?"Ĩ.
Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve Noble Gases here." He doesn't react.ħ. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a pint and a mop."Ħ. So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse has crippling depression, alcoholism is his only escape.ĥ. The bartender says, "Hey pal, don't start anything in here."Ĥ. A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables.
Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke.ġ. Some of them warrant a chuckle, some a groan, but we’ve come across a few that actually make us laugh. We’ve all heard our fair share of bar jokes.
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